Isaac Evans was born in Alton, moved to Saudi Arabia at one to ride a single camel, then to South Carolina until he was 4, and being an adult at that point decided to move to Hood River, which proved the worst choice of his life. Consequently, he found solace in Godfrey, Illinois, where he has resided for 12 years. Utilizing his vastly intricate language skills, he doesn’t speak nor write much. In effort to expand his social ability, he joined Journalism 2 in 12th grade, skipping Journalism 1 because Mr. Graham could stand him. He now spends his time worrying that he’s wasting his time, without realizing he’s wasting his time dealing in such worries.